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Dec 22-Jan 19
The Celestial Parsnip

Jan 20-Feb 17
The Cow of Heaven

Feb 18-Mar 19
Wezen the Double- Headed Kangaroo

Mar 20-Apr 19
Gahoolie the Vase of Tulips

Apr 20-May 20
The Knotted String

May 21-Jun 20
Two Fat Cousins

Jun 21-Jul 22
Mubbo the Heyena

Jul 23-Aug 22
The Flying Moose

Aug 23-Sep 22
The Suggestive Gibbon

Sep 23-Oct 22
The Perhaps Gate

Oct 23-Nov 21
The Small Boring Group of Faint Stars

Nov 22-Dec 21
Okjok the Salesman

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Sep 23-Oct 22
The Perhaps Gate (or maybe it's a waterfall, or a tree, or....)

You are in a state of confusion this month, brought about by wildly conflicting horoscopes. This can be avoided by believing only this one.
Oct 23-Nov 21
The Small Boring Group of Faint Stars

While in an exotic location, you will experience hostlity from those around you. Run for your life.
Nov 22-Dec 21
Okjok the Salesman

Bad things may be happening to others around you, but you can be happy in the knowledge that you are quite safe. Probably.