Jan 20-Feb 17
The Cow of Heaven

Feb 18-Mar 19
Wezen the Double- Headed Kangaroo

Mar 20-Apr 19
Gahoolie the Vase of Tulips

Apr 20-May 20
The Knotted String

May 21-Jun 20
Two Fat Cousins

Jul 23-Aug 22
The Flying Moose

Aug 23-Sep 22
The Suggestive Gibbon

Sep 23-Oct 22
The Perhaps Gate

Oct 23-Nov 21
The Small Boring Group of Faint Stars

Nov 22-Dec 21
Okjok the Salesman

Horrorscope Front Page

Dec 22-Jan 19
The Celestial Parsnip

Events will conspire to give you the impression that someone has an interest in your progress. No one has.

You may be bored, but think of it as a rest after the near fatal incident I forgot to warn you about last month. If you didn't notice this you are either very lucky, or very very unlucky.

Feb 18-Mar 19
Wezen the Double Headed Kangaroo

Resist the urge this month to concoct evil plans of world dominance, as they will only fail and lose you the respect of your colleages.