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Dec 22-Jan 19
The Celestial Parsnip

Jan 20-Feb 17
The Cow of Heaven

Feb 18-Mar 19
Wezen the Double- Headed Kangaroo

Mar 20-Apr 19
Gahoolie the Vase of Tulips

Apr 20-May 20
The Knotted String

May 21-Jun 20
Two Fat Cousins

Jun 21-Jul 22
Mubbo the Heyena

Jul 23-Aug 22
The Flying Moose

Aug 23-Sep 22
The Suggestive Gibbon

Sep 23-Oct 22
The Perhaps Gate

Oct 23-Nov 21
The Small Boring Group of Faint Stars

Nov 22-Dec 21
Okjok the Salesman

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Mar 20-Apr 19
Gahooli the Vase of Tulips

Make this Nothing To Sense You Seems to month.
Apr 20-May 20
The Knotted String

You may find yourself in need of Dried Frog Pills at the end of this month, as a social superior inadvertently disrupts your mental balance. You must see to this, as if it continues your brain will find itself paddleless and up that creek.
May 21-Jun 20
Two Fat Cousins

Chances to make a profitable transaction will arrive. Keep trying to achieve comercial success- even though those around you may protest. In fact they do want what you have to offer.