Not your ordinary horoscopes that you get on spherical planets,
oh no, these are genuine Disc horrorscopes, not even attempting
to make people feel optimistic ( maybe since they have no weekend
papers to sell on the Disc ). Find out your sign and the months
predictions
Because of the obvious difference in the stars relative to a flat rather than
spherical planet, there are some difficulties in translating Disc
zodiac to Earth. The entire Disc Zodiac has sixty four signs, but
A'Tuin is constantly moving through space, and the Disc Year is also
roughly twice as long as ours (800 days barring freaks of magic, nature,
reality- the usual stuff that means, occasionally, that afterwards
people are more concerned about where and what they are before
when). This means that, at present,
only twelve signs can be applied to Earth without
seeming just plain silly.
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