| Not your ordinary horoscopes that you get on spherical planets,
 oh no, these are genuine Disc horrorscopes, not even attempting
 to make people feel optimistic ( maybe since they have no weekend
 papers to sell on the Disc ). Find out your sign and the months
 predictions Because of the obvious difference in the stars relative to a flat rather than 
spherical planet, there are some difficulties in translating Disc 
zodiac to Earth. The entire Disc Zodiac has sixty four signs, but 
A'Tuin is constantly moving through space, and the Disc Year is also 
roughly twice as long as ours (800 days barring freaks of magic, nature,
 reality- the usual stuff that means, occasionally, that afterwards 
people are more concerned about where and what they are before 
when). This means that, at present, 
only twelve signs can be applied to Earth without 
seeming just plain silly.
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